chelshock said: sterek in the most ridiculous version of cinderella slipper metaphors - (417): woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Derek’s alarm goes off, jolting him out of a drunken sleep. He growls into his pillow, slapping his hand along the floor until he finds his pants and pulls his phone free. He thumbs the screen open without looking at it, effectively shutting off the alarm, then drops the phone back on the floor, pressing his face deeper into his pillow. It smells good. It smells really good. It smells like -
“I haven’t gone home with anyone in a really long time,” the omega shouts into his ear over the noise of the club. “Promise me you’re not a serial killer.”
“Pinky promise!” Derek bellows back, holding out his hand. The omega tips his head back and laughs.
Summary: Stiles spends almost every night at Winston Diner. They have the best coffee he’s ever tasted, and free wifi. Of course, the only waiter ever on staff after eleven, Derek, was a piece of work. But maybe, underneath that chilly personality, Derek was the…
Summary: They won the fight against the alpha pack; the nightmare was apparently over.
That was until Stiles fell on the ground with blood coming out of his mouth when Derek reached him.
Or the fic where Stiles gets an internal bleeding for saving Derek, only a…
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Derek finds the camera on accident, when Zoey grabs the teddy bear and waves it in her chubby fist, and it clunks, surprisingly heavy against her crib. He grabs the bear, turning it over and puzzling over its weight until he tugs open the zipper and finds a working camera inside. “What the…” Derek mutters, pulling it away from his daughter while she tries to place a wire in her mouth. He calls Cora.
"Why is there a camera inside the teddy bear you bought for Zoey?"
Cora laughs. “Oh, that, it’s just a nanny cam, silly!”
"Why would Zoey need a nanny cam?" Derek grits his teeth. "I’m home with her all the time."
"Exactly—I mean, exactly, you’re always home with her! You should go out, and that’s why I got it for you. So you can check up on any potential sitters, big brother."
"But why was it on?” Derek asks.